Antiques

Antiques & Collectibles

I’m not old, I’m an antique.

The best antiques are old friends.

Beach

Gone Fishing!

Gone to the Beach/Lake

Heaven is a little closer in a cottage by the sea.

Life is good at the beach/lake.

Near the Sea… the best place to be.

Cleaning

Laundry Room ~ Drop your drawers here!

Mud Room ~ The dirt stops here!

Please don't feed the dustbunnies.

This house is protected by a coat of dust.

Country

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Live Well * Laugh Often * Love Much

Outhouse

Primitives

Relax; it doesn’t get much better than this.

Simplify

There is spirit, there is grace in my peaceful country place.

Family

All because two people fell in love.

Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Families are Forever

(Your Name) ~ est. (Year)

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
~Erma Bombeck

It takes a heap o' living, to make a house a home. ~Edgar A. Guest

No matter what, Dad was always there with solid words of advice… “go ask your mother”.
~A. Ray

Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
~ P. McCann

Of course I can do anything. I’m a mother.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family. ~A. Brandt

Prince/Princess/King/Queen (Your Name)

Richer than I you can never be, I had a mother who read to me. ~ S. Gillilan

Sugar and spice and everything nice that’s what little girls are made of.

Snips and snails and puppy dog tails that’s what little boys are made of.

Thank heaven for little girls.

The family is one of nature's masterpieces.
~ G. Santayana

When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
~Irish Proverb

Food

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Café

Chez ____ (Your Name)

Cooking is Love made visible

EAT'S

Eat dessert first!

Eat, Drink and be Merry

I'm on a balanced diet, a cookie in each hand.

Never eat more than you can lift. ~Miss Piggy

Never trust a skinny cook.

No man has been shot while doing the dishes.

Wishes won't wash dishes.

Friendship

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Enter as strangers…leave as friends.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I am wealthy in my friends. ~Shakespere

Kindness Matters

Through thick and thin… you’re my bestest friend.

Welcome friends

Gardening

Bloom where you are planted.

Gardeners don’t get old, they just go to pot.

In search of my mother’s garden, I found my own. ~A. Walker

Never enough Thyme

You have to eat a lot of parsley to be an old sage.

Weed it …and weep

Home

Bless this house with love and laughter

Bless this House O Lord, we pray make it safe by night and day.

Cead, Mile, Failte
(A hundred thousand welcomes)~Irish saying

Gathering Room
Great Room

Home Cooking… you’ll eat it and you’ll like it!

Home is were the heart is.

Home is where your story begins.

The (Your) Homestead

There’s no place like home.

Welcome

Humor

A mother of boys works from son up til son down.

Crafts are cheaper than therapy.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better RICH.

Domestic Goddess At Work

Don’t treat me any different than you would the Queen.

Everyone brings joy to this office…some when they enter, others when they leave.

If I could give you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

I’m a big woman, I need big hair.
~Aretha Franklin

I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.

It doesn’t always look like this, some days it’s worse.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~V. Borge

Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself. ~R.M. Brown

No Day is so bad that it can’t be fixed with a nap.
~C. Snow

No Whining!

Nobody gets in to see the wizard, Not Nobody, Not No How!

Quityerbellyaching!

Sure I multitask, I read in the bathroom.

When in doubt, take a bath.
~Mae West

When pigs fly

Whoever says money can’t buy happiness, doesn’t know where to shop.
~Donald Trump

Women are meant to be loved not to be understood.
~Oscar Wilde

Love

Annie, Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot. ~ Andy

Andy + Annie = Love

As I have loved you, love one another.

Give of your hands to serve and your hearts to love.
~Mother Teresa

I Love Ewe

Le' Amor

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often

Love * Tolerance * Respect * Manners * Hard Work

Love is a verb.

The best thing to hold on to in life is each other.

Where you are, that is where I will be.

Write it on your heart that the ones you love are life’s most precious gifts.

Mountains

Moosey on over!

My Mountain Home 

Welcome to the Mountains!

Old Age

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. ~I. Bergman

I intend to live forever, so far so good.

If Mom says no, call 1-800 Grandma (pa).

I’m not getting old, I just need to be repotted.

Old age is no place for sissies. ~Bette Davis

Patriotic

A*M*E*R*I*C*A

God bless America

One Nation Under God

United We Stand

We the People…

With Liberty and Justice for All

Pets

All creatures great and small, the Lord God made them all.

Quilts

If Life gives you scraps, make quilts.

Wrapped up in the warmth of a cozy olde quilt.

Religious

As for me and my house we will serve the Lord.

As I have loved you, love one another.

Be Grateful, Be Smart, Be Clean, Be True, Be Humble, Be Prayerful. ~Gordon B. Hinckley

Be still and know that I am God.

Choose the Right

Count your Blessings

Don’t forget to pray

Faith, Hope, Love

Fear not, for I am with thee

For what we are about to receive, Father in Heaven, we thank thee.

Give us this day our daily bread.

I can do all things through Christ who strengtheneth me.

Live in such a way that those that know you but don’t know God will come to know God because they know you.

Love one another

Return with Honor

Remember who you are

Search, ponder and pray

Seek ye first the kingdom of God.

Stand for Something

There is beauty all around

This is the day the Lord has made; rejoice and be glad in it.

Seasons & Holidays

Happy Holidays!

Let it snow, somewhere else.

Merry Christmas

Noel

Once there was a snowman.

Seasons Greetings

Aimez, riez, revez…et allez dormir.
(Love, Laugh, Dream…and go to sleep)

Always Kiss me Goodnight
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dream

Dream a little Dream

Eat, Sleep, Dance

I have a Dream

Sleeping Beauty

Sweet Dreams

Sports

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
~ Z. Schaffer

I only (golf/fish/hunt etc.) on days that end with Y.

Sorry Skier Dudes, Boards Only!

Ski You Later!

When you stumble, make it part of the dance.

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

University

University of (Your School)

(Your School) High/Middle/Junior/Elementary 

Wisdom

After all… tomorrow is another day.
~Scarlett O’Hara, Gone with the Wind

Begin It Now ~Goethe

Carpe Diem/Seize the Day

Do one thing at a time, with supreme excellence.

If not now, when?

If you can dream it you can do it.

Life is beautiful!

Life is too short to be little.
~Disraeli

May you live all the days of your life.
~Jonathan Swift

Never, Never, Never give up!
~Winston Churchill

Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.

The word impossible is not in my dictionary.

To accomplish great things we must dream as well as act.

You may delay, but time will not.
~Benjamin Franklin

We are citizens of Eternity
~Feodor Dostoyevski

What a wonderful world!
~Louis Armstrong

Whatever you are, be a good one.
~ Abraham Lincoln